sadstagram: which is messier my life or my hair
When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get...
casa-mora: are-darkest-day: liberalfart: milktree: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum holy shit. omg so relevant
drunktrophywife: being a girl is really fucking expensive
It’s crazy for me to think about how much I love my cats. They are seriously my lil angel babies. Sometimes I just look at them and I think they are so fucking cute and I can’t help to smother them in love. Like I cant even imagine having a real human being to call all mine. I’m going to smother the fuck outta my child. It will be so loved. I will be such a good...
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.– Phillips Brooks (via thatkindofwoman)
Belly buttons are weird, especially the outties!!!!!!!!!